不同年龄段的征婚标准①——22岁年龄段

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"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.

　　When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit…

　　I came across this joke today. It’s absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.

　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。

　　当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高，但是随着年纪的增长，不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。

　　今天偶然看到一个笑话，虽然是玩笑但非常真实。

　　What I Want in a Man-Original List（age 22）:

　　1. Handsome

　　2. Charming

　　3. Financially successful

　　4. A caring listener

　　5. Witty

　　6. In good shape

　　7. Dresses with style

　　8. Appreciates finer things

　　9. Full of thoughtful surprises

　　10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

　　我理想的男友标准-原版（22岁时）

　　1.英俊

　　2.有魅力

　　3.有经济实力

　　4.善于倾听

　　5.机智

　　6.良好的外形

　　7.衣着有品味

　　8.欣赏美好事物

　　9.充满惊喜

　　10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

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