英文笑话:Modern day nursery rhymes
Joke：Modern day nursery rhymes
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Mary had a little lamb，
Little lamb， little lamb，
Mary had a little lamb，
So she is suing the test tube lab.
There was a little girl， who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good， she was very very good
But when she was bad she got a fur coat， jewels， a sports car……
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast
Hickory dickory dock，
The mouse ran up the clock
the clock struck one， the mouse ran down，
And got eaten by the cat
Mary Had A Little Lamb，
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would…… talk to each other.
Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
Mary had a little lamb
It was always in a hurry
Fell into the cooking pot
Now it's in the curry
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