它有一个优点终生保修。
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."
在将母亲下葬之前九个月后，客户的当地太平间终于有足够的钱购买昂贵的棺材，他本来想。所以我们挖出尸体转移到他已故的母亲到新制棺材。”这副棺材有什么特别？”我问葬礼的承办人。他回答说，“它有一个优点终生保修。”
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