双语笑话 店铺经典口号（2）
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
6.电脑专卖店门上：“出去找一个更快的字节。”
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
7.餐馆橱窗：“别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！”
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
8.在保龄球馆：“保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。”
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
9.在墓地的前院：“开车当心，我们会等着你的。”
10.In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
10.在咨询师办公室：变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。
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