英语幽默笑话30秒Unit41： Lawyer's Son 律师的儿子 (双语)
Lawyer's Son
律师的儿子
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps,
律师的儿子想要继承他老爸的衣钵，
so he went to law school.
因此他就去读法学院。
He graduated with honors,and then went home to join his father's firm.
他以优异成绩毕业，然后返家加入他老爸的公司，
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office,and said,
就在他上班的第一天要结柬之际，他急忙地冲进他老爸的办公室说：
"Father,father,in one day I broke the car accident case that you have been working on for ten years!"
“老爸，老爸，我一天就破了你办了十年的车祸案件！”
His father responded:"You idiot,our company lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"
他的老爸响应说：“你这个小白痴，我们公司就是依靠那个案件的资金才生存了十年呀！”
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