下回你该追着出租跑省得更多
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."
"Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."
“妈，今儿你准为我高兴，”放学回家时，狄克对妈妈说，“我省了车票。上学我没坐公交车，一路追着它跑去了。”
“行啊，”妈妈大笑着说，“下回你该追着出租跑，那才省得更多呢。”
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