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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹213:讣告(中英)

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A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.” The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.” The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”
 

一个男人死了,他的妻子给报社打电话要刊登一个讣告。她接通了负责刊登讣告的部门的电话说:“我想刊登这句话:博尼死了。”报社负责人说:"25美元您可以刊登6个字。”妻子想了想说:“好吧,那就这样登:博尼死了,本田车出售。”
 

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