起床啦，笨蛋
A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel.
However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note:"Please wake me up at 7:00am."
The next morning, he was upset to wake up at 8:00. Then he saw a note at his bedside:"Wake up you stupid! It's 7:20 now."
有对夫妻吵了一架后，都不搭理对方。
可是，丈夫担心赶不上第二天早会，就给妻子写了张条子：“早上7点请叫醒我。”
第二天早上，他8点才醒，很生气。完了就看见枕边有张条子，写着：“起床啦，笨蛋！都7点20了。”
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