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7. 人们都说，COMPLETE 和 FINISH这两个单词没有区别。其实，区别不是一般的大噢！If you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE. 如果你嫁对了人，人生就完整了。 If you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED! 如果你嫁错了人，人生就玩完了！
　　8. When guys get jealous, it's kinda cute. When girls get jealous，World War III is about to start. 男人吃醋，有点小可爱。女人吃醋，第三次世界大战要爆发了。
　　9. 每个人身边都有那么一两个让你哭笑不得想骂他“脑残”的朋友。说他brain-impaired吧，语气又太重了，那么不妨试试这句话吧：Your brain has two parts: the left and the right. Your left brain has nothing right, and your right brain has nothing left. 大家觉得这句话怎么翻译比较好呢？
　　10. PhD的另类解释：1. Permanent Head Damage永久性脑残2. Piled Higher and Deeper埋在书堆里3. Public Hated Degree没人喜欢的学位4. Potential Heavy Drinker潜在酗酒者5. Parents Have Debts父母欠债6. Please Hire. Desperate绝望中，快雇我！7. People Having Dreams 有梦想的人

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