双语笑话 Translate server error
| 老板要制作广告牌，于是找到广告公司。“请问牌子上写些什么呢？”“就写餐厅吧，俺这里时不时有洋鬼子背包客出没，把英文也搞上。”“好的，明天来取喔。” 制图员在嘀咕：这餐厅英文咋拼呢。（广告画外音：这个时候，金山词霸在线翻译帮到您！） 输入“餐厅”，一回车，“哟，这词儿真tm长，都说了外国佬比中国人蠢啦，我们两个字，他们居然用这么多字母。罚抄书的同学多惨啊。” 第二天，餐厅老板来取，回家立马挂上…… 那串英文说的是“翻译服务器出错”，他们都以为蹦出来的英文就是“餐厅”的英文啦。我觉得有了这个最牛翻译，之前那些列车上的“很贵的太阳”“警察的风”就立刻小巫见大巫了。这个教训告诉我们，以后一定要用安装版的金山词霸，别用在线的啊。否则满大街不论餐厅、商店、旅馆都挂着“Translate server error”的招牌，老板们就纳闷了：怎么对面老张的旅馆跟我家餐厅一个名儿呢，靠，他沾我们老字号光，借我们炒作，儿啊，赶今晚摸黑去把它拆掉！
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