每天你都会收我喝咖啡的钱
Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today.
Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee.But we will charge your money for the seat and the cup 。
顾客：“每天你都会收我喝咖啡的钱，要是今天咖啡免费呐就太完美了”
服务员：但是我们会向你收位子占用费和使用杯子的费用。”
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