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  Q:How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  A:Two:One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.

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