就像你这么些年一直对我干的那样

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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
马丁刚拿到他崭新的驾照本，全家一伙人就来到车道上，钻进汽车，他准备头一回带家人去兜一圈。爸爸直奔后座，坐到新鲜出炉的司机的正后边。
　　“我敢打赌，你坐副驾上教我开了几个月的车，现在坐那后边是想换换口味。”美了巴叽的男孩冲他爸说。
　　“才不呢，”他爸来了句，“我想坐这儿，是等你一开车就踹你椅子靠背，就像你这么些年一直对我干的那样。”

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