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    黑英语―第十三课

    美国前总统克林顿公民

    1.背口诀记单词

    老克最爱吹sax (撒克斯)*

    赚钱要先交tax (税)

    太太把头发fix (整理)

    香水和头油mix (混合)

    向全世界发fax (传真)

    (发传真宣传老克纳税光荣。)

    2.识音标,记单词

    sax n.<美口>萨克斯管,石板斧。

    tax n.税,税款,税金;vt.对……征税,使负重担,指控,责备。

    fix vt.使固定,装置,修理,准备,安装,牢记;vi.固定,注视,决定,选定,确定;n.困境,方位,贿赂;in a fix(处境困难)。

    mix v.使混和,混淆,混合; n.混合; mix well(搅匀,善于与人相处)。

    fax n.vt.传真。

    3.邻里邻外

    tax――在tax后加free变为:taxfree免税的

    fix――在fix后加ed变为:fixed adj.固定的,确定的,准备好的

    mix――在mix后加ture变为:mixture n.混合,混合物,混合剂

    4.佳句背诵

    He's a boss who tax everyone's patience.他是一个耗费每个人的忍耐力的老板。

    Please send a fax of the letter to my office.请把这封信给我的办公室发个传真。

    Draw not your bow till your arrow is fixed.三思而后行。

    He does not mix well at parties.他在晚会上不太合群

    Never mix with such people.不要同这种人混。

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