Classic humour stories(25)
Visual Training
The squad were having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so far away that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：
"Sexteen men and a sergeant, sir."
"Right； but how do you know there's a sergeant there？"
"He's not doing any digging, sir."
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