最后将军安排他去做个心理诊断
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."
将军发现有个士兵行为古怪。那士兵总是抓起他看到的每一张纸，皱皱眉头，说：“不是这个。”说完又把它放下。
就这么着过了好些日子，最后将军安排他去做个心理诊断。心理医生确认他精神失常，开条让他退伍复员。
那士兵拿起条，笑着说：“就是这个。”
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