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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹264:过分的恭维(中英)

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When I was 28,I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schools where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down.

28岁那年,我在一所高中教一年级学生英语。这所学校允许教职员工有时不必穿得那么正式。

One of those days, I donned a sweatshirt and slacks. A student came in and his eyes widened.

一天,我穿了一件运动衫和一条休闲裤。一个学生进来看见后,看着我瞪大了眼睛。

"Wow!” He exclaimed. "You should wear clothes like that everyday. You look twenty, maybe even thirty years younger”

“哇哦!”他大呼小叫地说:“你该天天都这么穿。你看上去足足年轻了20岁,甚至30岁呢!”

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