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While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.

"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying."

"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly.

A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"

"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
在一家饭馆吃饭的时候,我四岁的儿子嘴里塞满了还说话,我数落了他一通。
“妙免班别酿。”这就是我听到他说的话。
“德鲁,”我训他,“你说的一个字都没人能听懂。”
“他说他要点蕃茄酱。”我先生淡定地说。
坐边上的一个女的凑过来问:“你到底是怎么听懂他说话的?”
“我是牙医。”我先生说出了原因。

  

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