法官在讯问刑事被告时带着关爱的心情
阅读 : 次
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.
"What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
时值圣诞，法官在讯问刑事被告时带着关爱的心情。
“你因为什么被指控？”他问。
“采办圣诞年货过早了。”被告回答。
“这不违法，”法官说，“你去采办有多早啊？”
“在商场开门之前。”被告回答。
欢迎学习交流：
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/30720.html
上一篇：外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字 下一篇：双语笑话 蛀牙
