我明白咱们为什么有这么大分歧了

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Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.

Both of them stopped, staring at each other.

Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool."

"Oh, I know why we are so different, because I will." with that Goethe retreated aside.

歌德有回在魏玛一所公园的小路上散步，说巧不巧，正碰上一位对他有敌意的评论家。
两人都收住脚，相互对视着。
最后评论家说：“我从不会给傻子让道儿。”
“噢，我明白咱们为什么有这么大分歧了，因为我会给让。”说着歌德闪在了道旁。

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