双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了④
Ningbo, China: Persistent burglar hides under bed for two days.
中国宁波：笨贼毅力惊人、藏于床下两天！
Burglar Li is not one to give up easily. He snuck into a woman’s apartment and found nothing of value. So he hid under her bed for two days, surviving on the sole apple in her fridge, until she returned. Li waited until she was asleep, stole her cell and money, and was promptly arrested.
李姓窃贼可不是那种轻易放弃的人。他溜进一间女子的公寓、发现没什么值钱东西。于是他躲藏在房间的床底、靠冰箱里一个苹果撑整整两天。直到主人归来，他才从床底爬出，偷了主人随身带的手机和现金。不过紧跟着就被抓住了。.
小编：有如此毅力，背GRE考研究生、你干什么不好、非得干这个？
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