我的名字是魔法师，先生
A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: "My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together."
Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. "Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly," He said, "and don't forget to call me 'sir'".
Each soldier told him his name, until he came to the last one. This man remained silent, and so Captain Stone shouted at him, "When I ask you a question, answer it! I'll ask you again: What's you name, soldier?"
The soldier was very unhappy, but at last he replied. "My name is Stonebreaker, sir," he said nervously.
一个非常严格的官员和一些新的士兵交谈，他们训练。他从来没有见过他们，所以他开始自我介绍：“我的名字是石头，而且我比石头更硬，所以照我说的做，否则就会有麻烦。别跟我耍花招，然后我们会相处得很好。”然后他走到每个士兵纷纷问他的姓名。”大声说，以便大家都能听清楚，”他说，“别忘了叫我“先生”。每个士兵告诉他自己的名字，直到他走到最后一个。那个人仍然保持沉默，于是Stone队长对他喊叫，“当我问你一个问题，回答！我再问你一次：你叫什么名字，士兵？”士兵们很不高兴，但最后他回答。”我的名字是魔法师，先生，”他紧张的说。
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