Signs Joke(2)
Sign on company bulleting board：“This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions，flying of the handle，running down the boss，flogging dead horses，knifing friend in the back，dodging responsibility，and pushing their luck.”
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