服务员老大不高兴地跑过去
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they took out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them,“You can’t eat your own sandwiches here!”The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
两名律师进了家餐馆点了两杯喝的，然后从各自包里拿出三明治，准备要吃。
服务员老大不高兴地跑过去对他们说：“你们不能在这儿吃自带的三明治！”俩律师对视了一眼，耸了耸肩，然后交换了三明治。
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