男人这么损女人，狗比女人好的三十个理由

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1. dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

2. dogs understand that you are their master.

3. dogs love it when your friends come over.

4. dogs think you sing great.

5. dogs understand that farts are funny.

6. dogs are excited by rough play.

7. dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

8. dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

9. dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

10. dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

11. dogs have ten breasts.

12. dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

13. dogs don't borrow your shirts.

14. dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

15. dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

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