一位金发女郎拖着疲惫的身躯进了医生诊室
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
一位金发女郎拖着疲惫的身躯进了医生诊室。
“大夫，我家附近到处是狗，它们整天整晚地叫，我一刻都合不上眼。”
“我告你件好事儿。”医生说着话，在一个装满新药样品的抽屉里翻来找去。
“给你点儿新型安眠药，有梦幻般的效果。只要几片，你的烦恼就没了。”
“太好了，”金发女说，“什么我都愿意试，我先试试吧。”
过了几周，金发女又来了，比上回更憔悴。
“大夫，您那方法不行，我比过去更睡不好了。”
“我不明白怎么会这样，”医生边说边摇头，“那可是市面上最强效的药了！”
“也许是吧，”金发女有气无力地说，“可我爬起来整夜不停地追那些狗，好歹逮着一只，给它喂药可费老劲了！”
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