史密斯说我就知道能指得上您
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow,my wife needs me to help with attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith", boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
史密斯到行政办找主管。
“老板，”他说，“明天我家大扫除，有些重活要干，我老婆要我在阁楼和车库帮帮忙，搬运些东西。”
“咱人手不够，史密斯，”老板答复说，“我给不了你这假。”
“谢谢啊，老板，”史密斯说，“我就知道能指得上您！”
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