所扮演的角色--双语幽默笑话
proctor (exceedingly angry):"so you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"
学监（非常生气）：“现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透？那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢？”
sophomore (meekly):"the right leg, sir."
二年级学生（恭顺地）：“右腿，先生。”
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