双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了⑧
Kumagaya, Japan: Bank robber asks for instructions and stabs self.
日本琦玉县：抢劫犯咨询如何抢劫、还扎伤自己
A would-be robber went up to a teller and stammered, “Any idea how you rob a bank?” The staff asked the man to leave, and he meekly obeyed, but not before accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with his own knife.
一名抢劫犯走向银行柜员、支吾问道：“你、你知道要怎么抢劫吗？”职员当场要求这名男子离开。他听话正要离去，却被自己带来的刀不小心割伤…….
小编：大哥，你第一次抢银行吧……没吃过猪肉、总见过猪跑。回家好好研究几部警匪片再来吧。
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