男人要是能听话就好了。
A man is driving up a steep, nrrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car.
Well…actually, if only men would listen.
一男的沿条又陡又窄的山路开车往上走，一女的沿同一条路往下开。他们错车的时候，女的探出车窗叫了声：“猪！”
那男的当场探出车窗回了句：“臭娘们！”
接着他们又各自赶路，这男的拐过下一个弯儿时，撞上了路当间的一头猪，把车撞坏了。
唉……说实在的，男人要是能听话就好了。
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