我和年轻时力气一样大
Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: “My physical strength is as strong as that I was young.” The opposite person asked: “ What do you rely on? ” Chaucer said : “ There is a big stone roller in my netpound. I couldn’t heave it when was young, neither can I now.”
乔叟年过六旬，仍不服老。一次，他对人夸耀说：“我和年轻时力气一样大。”对方问：“何以见得？”乔叟说：“我家大院里有个碌碡，年轻时我举不起来，现在我还是举不起来。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/37053.html
相关文章
-
Family Joke(1)
Dear Dad，$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff，I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like，you can ju$t $end me a card，a$...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
A forgetful husband
A forgetful husband My husband's uncle thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
英语幽默笑话：Does He Bite 它咬人吗
英语幽默笑话：Does He Bite 它咬人吗Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
双语笑话 干脆不来了
One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs...
2018-11-30 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Einstein 爱因斯坦（双语）
if einstein had been a dog如果爱因斯坦是只狗according to the laws of newton, time and space are absolute, created by god and beyond discussion根据牛顿定律，时间和空间是决定的，由上帝创造毋庸置疑w...
2018-11-02 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹278：去天堂(中英)
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?星期日学校的教员:...
2018-11-02 英语笑话 -
英语幽默精读【16】Mother's Feet
To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
势均力敌 A Fine Match
A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a...
2018-12-25 英语笑话 -
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事195：脑筋急转弯（四）
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事脑筋急转弯（四） 1. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world? 世界上什么地方下午在上午之前？2. Wh...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
