双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了⑥
Shanghai, China: Man tries to avoid his nagging wife by getting arrested.
中国上海：为躲“唐僧”老婆、老公宁愿被抓
29 year-old Linghua Wong decided the only way to escape his wife’s hen-pecking was by going to jail. Wong walked into a police station and lied about robbing someone, but authorities refused to believe him. He tried pointing a toy gun at a taxi driver, but the cabbie screamed and scared him away. After multiple bungles, Wong finally achieved his goal. He was locked away from his wife for four years.
29岁男子凌华望（音）认定躲避老婆唠叨的唯一方法就是去坐牢。凌先生去警察局自首、撒谎说自己抢劫了谁谁谁，但没人信；跟着他又拿玩具枪对着一名出租车司机，结果对方尖叫、反而吓跑了他自己。不过多次尝试之后他终于如愿以偿，被判入狱4年，总算有个清静时候了。.
小编：完全理解。女同胞们注意素质，不然男人们就被逼走上犯罪的道路了。
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