英语笑话|蚂蚁和大象成婚,When elephant and ant got married
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
"It's so bad.," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."
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If you compare the elephant and ant size you will be able to imagine how long the ant will take to gid a hole to put the elephant in!!
Intercourse = It means have sex in the story
Passion = A powerful emotion.
Grave = The place where you put the dead body in
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