Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time， you're slow. When your boss takes a long time， he's thorough. When you don't do it， you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it， he's too busy. When you make a mistake， you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake， he's only human. When doing something without being told， you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing， that's initiative. When you take a stand， you're being bull-headed. When your boss does it， he's being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette， you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules， he's being original. When you please your boss， you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss， he's being co-operative. When you're out of the office， you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office， he's on business. When you're on a day off sick， you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick， he must be very ill. When you apply for leave， you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave， it's because he's overworked.
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