那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事41：亲爱的，我也要！
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Honey, so do l!
亲爱的，我也要！
We were discussing the "don'ts" of public speaking in the PR class I teach. "Don'ts" include a man reaching into his pant pocket and jangling change as he speaks, which is very distracting. To illustrate my point, I asked for a student volunteer, saying, "I need a man tith coins in his pocket." What I got was a girl yelling out, "Honey,so dol!"
在我教的公共关系课上，我们正在讨论公共场合讲话时"不要做什么" .其中有一项就是男人在讲话的时候，不要把手伸进裤子口袋，把硬币弄得哗哗响。这么做会分散注意力。为了阐明我的观点，我要一个学生做示范。我说：“我需要一个男人，口袋里有硬币。“结果，一个女孩大叫道：亲爱的，我也要！”
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