你到底是刮脸还是理发啊？
A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck.
The head waiter sees it and tells the waiter to go and tell him, in a diplomatic way, that what he did was incorrect.
The waiter goes to the man and says, "Good day to you Sir.. Would you like a shave or a haircut?".
一个男人走进一家餐厅，坐下然后，他不是使用餐巾，把桌布从桌子上拿起并把它绕在他的脖子上。领班看到并告诉服务员去告诉他所做的是正确的。服务员走到那个男人说，“您好，你到底是刮脸还是理发啊？”。
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