彼得是一个聪明的男孩。
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She.
The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student."
His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."
彼得是一个聪明的男孩。他在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：1，你和她。老师教他如何用这些词造句。老师说，“我，我是你的老师；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。彼得回到家里，他爸爸问他在学校里学了什么。彼得马上说，“我，我是你的老师；（然后指着他的妈妈）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。”父亲生气地说，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着他的妻子）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。第二天到学校，老师问彼得是否记住了三个单词。”是的，”他骄傲地说，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。”
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