英语笑话|夫妻间的公平交易,Fair trade
A husband comfortably laid down on the couch before his wife comes in and ask
"Can you fix the light in the bathroom for me?"
"Do you think I work for General Electric?" The husband replied.
"Can you fix the refrigerator?" The wife asked again.
"Do you think i work for Samsung?" same replied by the husband.
"So, can you just bring the parcel to the post office please?" The wife asked for one last time.
"Let me tell you something. I don't work for FedEx either ok?" The husband cruelly replied.
The husband feel so annoying by his wife and angrily leave the house. When he got home. He surprisingly found that the light and refriegerator were well fixed and the parcel was gone. He asked his wife. "How do you handle all of these?"
The wife said "Well, I was crying in front of the house when you leave. One guy walked pass and ask if there was anything he can help. I told him everything and he offer me that he would do everything for me if I either make love with him or bake him some cookies.
The husband asked. "So, what kind of cookies did you make for him?"
"Cookies? Do you think I work for Oreo?" Replied by his wife.
笑话提示
It's a bad sacrastic. It implies that the wife makes love with strangers.
Comfortably = Adv. for comfortable
Couch = sofa
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