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  需要指出的是,胡(hu)和(who)同音,是的官(yes sir)和阿拉法特的名字瑟(Yassir)同音,咖啡(coffee)和安南的名字科菲(kofi)同音,斯和大米是一Rice. Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.胡被任命中共SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.(景) 形公室,治布什和家安全康多里扎斯。

  George: Condi! Nice to see you. What/"s happening?

  布什: 康迪(斯)! 很高到你,生什事情了?

  Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.斯:官,我向你中的新人。

  George: Great. Let's hear it.布什: 好了,我一起听听!

  Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.斯:胡()是中的新人。

  George: That's what I want to know.布什: 就是我要知道的。

  Condi: That's what I'm telling you.斯: 就是我要告你的。

  George: That's what I/"m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

  布什: 就是我要你的,(胡)是中的新人?

  Condi: Yes.斯: 是的。

  George: I mean the fellow's name.布什: 我是那人的名字。

  Condi: Hu.斯: 胡()。

  George: The guy in China.布什: 那在中的人。

  Condi: Hu.斯: 胡()

  George: The new leader of China.布什: 中的新人!

  Condi: Hu.斯: 胡()。

  George: The Chinese?

  布什: 那中人!

  Condi: Hu is leading China.斯: 胡()中。

  George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

  布什: 啊?在是你我了?

  Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.斯: 我在告你,胡()在中George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

  布什: 我在你,(胡)在中?

  Condi: That/"s the man's name.斯:就是那人的名字。

  George: That's whose name?

  布什: 就是(胡)的名字?

  Condi: Yes.斯:是的。

  George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

  布什: 你到底不意告我(胡)是中的人?

  Condi: Yes sir.斯: 是的,官(瑟)。

  George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.布什瑟?你是阿拉法特在中?我以他在中呢。

  Condi: That's correct.斯 George: Then who is in China?

  布什那(胡)在中?

  Condi: Yes, sir.斯是的官(瑟)。

  George: Yassir is in China?

  布什瑟在中?

  Condi: No, sir.斯不,官George: Then who is?

  布什那(胡)在?

  Condi: Yes, sir.斯是的官(瑟)

  George: Yassir?

  布什瑟?

  Condi: No, sir.斯不,官。

  George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.布什听著,斯。我要知道中新人的名字,我接合秘,我得他知道。

  Condi: Kofi?

  斯科(咖啡)?

  George: No, thanks.布什不, Condi: You want Kofi?

  斯你要科(咖啡)?

  George: No.布什不!

  Condi: You don/"t want Kofi.斯那你不要科(咖啡)。

  George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.布什不,但是既然你提到它,我要杯牛奶就可以了,然後我接合。

  Condi: Yes, sir.斯是的官(瑟)。

  George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.布什不是瑟!是合的!

  Condi: Kofi?

  斯科(咖啡)?

  George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

  布什不,牛奶!你我接通好不?

  Condi: Call who?

  斯打?

  George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

  布什(胡)是合的?

  Condi: Hu is the guy in China.斯胡()是中的. George: Will you stay out of China?!

  布什你能不能不提中了?!

  Condi: Yes, sir.斯是的官(瑟)。

  George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

  布什也提中了!我接通合的就好了!

  Condi: Kofi?

  斯科(咖啡)?

  George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.布什好啦好啦!那就少加糖吧!我接。

  (Condi picks up the phone.)

  (斯拿起)

  Condi: Rice here.斯斯在(有米)。

  George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.布什米?好主意,在蛋吧

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