乔尼的金鱼
Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Jonny?"
"My goldfish died," replied Jonny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Jonny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat!"
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