我只是想知道你是不是我的儿子

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An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon coloured clothes.

The old man just stared at him. The boy looked at the older man and said in a smart-tone, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

一个老人坐在一条长凳上商场时，一个爆炸头的年轻人走过来坐在他旁边。这个男孩的头发是黄色和绿色和橙色和紫色。他有着黑色的化妆在他的眼睛，穿着鲜艳颜色的衣服，霓虹灯。那老人只是盯着他。那男孩看着老人用一个尖的音说，“发生了什么事，老头，你没做过什么疯狂的事在您的生活中？”老人回答，“是的，实际上，我有。有一次我喝醉了，和一只鹦鹉发生了关系。我只是想知道你是不是我的儿子。”

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