我知道我可以指望你了

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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.""Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"

史密斯去见他的主管。“老板，”他说，“我们明天做一些很重的家务，我妻子需要我帮忙清洁阁楼和车库，搬搬东西。”“我们人手不足，史密斯，”老板回答。”我不能给你一天假。”“谢谢，老板，”史密斯说，“我知道我可以指望你了！”

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