幽默：让别人高兴
a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"please, teacher,"said a small boy,"i've make someone glad yesterday."
"well done. who was that?"
"my granny."
"good boy. now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"please, teacher, i went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. then i said to her, 'granny, i'm going home,' and she said, 'well, i'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’”
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