一个坟墓永远埋着两个人吗
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car,the little girl asked:“Mommy，do the ever buried two people in one grave?”
“Of course not, dear,” replied the mother,“Why would you think that?”
“The tombstone back there said,‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.’”
一个女人和她的小女儿到坟墓里看望小女孩的祖母。他们穿过墓地回到车上，那个小女孩问：“妈妈，一个坟墓永远埋着两个人吗？““当然不会，亲爱的，”妈妈说，“你为什么会那样想？““墓碑上写着，这是一个律师，一个诚实的人。”
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