Clinton Joke (7)

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　　One day，a man on a golf course，was having a really lousy game. Just as he was about to hit the ball，he heard a voice behind him.“Ribbit 9 iron，ribbit 9 iron.”He turned around and there was a frog on the green.“OK frog，we‘ll just see how much you know，”said the man. He used the 9 iron and hit a hole in one. The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.“What do you think，frog？”“Ribbit 3 wood，ribbit 3 wood.”After golfing the most amazing game of his life，the man takes the frog to the casino.“What do you think frog？”“Ribbit black 21，ribbit black 21.”After winning around 40，000 dollars，the man takes the frog up to his hotel room and sits it on the bed.“OK frog，you’ve done so much for me，is there anything I can do for you？”“Ribbit kiss me，ribbit kiss me.”So，the man leaned over and kissed the frog. It turned into a beautiful woman named Monica.“And that，your honor，is how she got into my room，or my name isn‘t William Jefferson Clinton！”

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