父亲和他的儿子去杂货店时

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A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''

The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

父亲和他的儿子去杂货店时，路过卖避孕套的过道。儿子问他的父亲为什么有这么多不同的盒避孕套。父亲回答说，“嗯，你看，3包？那是当你念高中时。你有2包用在星期五晚上和星期六晚上1包。”儿子又问他的父亲，“是6包吗？”父亲回答说，“嗨，这是你在大学的时候。你有2包星期五晚上，星期六晚上2包，和2包星期日的早晨。”于是儿子问他的父亲那不是12个。父亲回答说，“嗯，那是因为当你结婚了。你有一包一月，二月一，一个月，一..... ' '

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