这个龙虾只有一只爪
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
——服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。
——对不起，先生。这一定是在战斗中。
——好吧，我要打赢的那只。
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