英文笑话:Dentist Appointment
One night， as a couple lays down for bed， the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says： "I'm sorry honey， I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband， rejected， turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later， he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear： "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too？
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