那是因为我们还没结婚呢。
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
女孩：我们结婚后，我要分担你所有的烦恼，烦恼，减轻你的负担。
男孩：你真是太好了，亲爱的。但我并没有任何烦恼或困扰。
女孩：那是因为我们还没结婚呢。
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