我们玩谁能把身子探出窗外最远
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
汤米：你弟弟怎么样，约翰尼？
约翰尼：他卧病在床。他弄伤了自己。
汤米：那太糟糕了。那是怎么发生的？
约翰尼：我们玩谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
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